Do I have an excuse for my absence?
My big toe was removed and replaced with my thumb. And I am just now learning to type without my thumb.
What do you mean that sounds preposterous!?
Maybe I'm just super busy..or lazy. Give me the worst blogger on the year award. I will showcase it with pride.
Now I'm in my awkward, I don't know what to say next, stage.
Now I'm in my awkward, I don't know what to say next, stage.
See I have three weaknesses in my writing. The first opening words, the transition to a different thought, and the closing lines. It is true, so that is why I usually end up sitting here awkwardly typing out meaningless ramblings, revealing my deepest darkest weaknesses. I hate being awkward! So let me just jump out there and say something.
I may be going to Scotland in August
-insert jumping up and down and squealing-
Whew, now I feel like the ice is broken. Even if that was the worst transition ever.
Scotland, to the Military Tattoo. Google it.

I love new places to discover.
Just don't be surprised if I don't come back!
Just don't be surprised if I don't come back!