Scrambled up from a sleepy head

Last post reads...hm. February 6th? today is..March 6th? oh I am quite sure the date is incorrect. I really don't think it can't have been a whole month since I last showed my face, can it? No you, dear little computer must have mistaken.

Do I have an excuse for my absence?

My big toe was removed and replaced with my thumb. And I am just now learning to type without my thumb.

What do you mean that sounds preposterous!?

Maybe I'm just super busy..or lazy. Give me the worst blogger on the year award. I will showcase it with pride.

Now I'm in my awkward, I don't know what to say next, stage.

See I have three weaknesses in my writing. The first opening words, the transition to a different thought, and the closing lines. It is true, so that is why I usually end up sitting here awkwardly typing out meaningless ramblings, revealing my deepest darkest weaknesses. I hate being awkward! So let me just jump out there and say something.

I may be going to Scotland in August

-insert jumping up and down and squealing-

Whew, now I feel like the ice is broken. Even if that was the worst transition ever.

Scotland, to the Military Tattoo. Google it.

I love new places to discover.
Just don't be surprised if I don't come back!